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I totally fucked up and he still wants me lmfao

My brother and his 10 year old fat friend

Hey Logan are you jealous of my girlfriend? Um no Ethan she’s not real. Yes she is!! She’s sitting in my lap giving me a handjob right now! If she’s real then let me talk to her. Um well eh uh okay hold on “talks like a girl” hello yeah I’m Ethan’s girlfriend. Ethan I know it’s you!! It’s not me it’s my girlfriend… Lies!! Lmfao

Lmfao!!!!!

Lmfao!!!!!

Are you telling me that you are, you are not white!!oh the deception!! the betrayal!! man you deceived me!! negro please! Didn’t anyone tell you this was an all white party huh? Someone get this jigaboo away from me!!
In about a half an hour everyone’s gonna hate me why does life have to be so hard I just need to take a deep breath and get this over with